[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

Dad Joke

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My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles.We took him to the vet to get him checked out.

No word yet.

But it could spell disaster...

 

[Johno54]

or EXPENSIVE

 

[Veggiepatch]

My dog accidently ate a roulette wheel.

His days are numbered....

Yeah....I did make that up. Damn terrible!

 

[midgemills]

Dyslexic atheists don't believe in dog.

 

[Luckyus]

I told my wife.
She should embrace.
her mistakes.

She gave me a hug?

 

[mOiOz]

Oh my word...! Take note and don't letter do it again, it could result in a death sentence!

 

[Wandiwa]

Oh my word...! Take note and don't letter do it again, it could result in a death sentence!

Yep, its was already bad enough with her loose vowels.

 

[Wandiwa]

Dyslexic atheists don't believe in dog.

or Santa