[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I said to Jack:

“Breaking news. A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
Scientists have been left scratching their heads.”

Jack replied:
“Well this is louse-y news.”

 

[Ian D]

Some of you must have a dictionary of jokes, or spend too much time at the pub
A lot of my jokes have cost me a lot of money over the years