Mikev

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There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19.

His name was…
Constant Teen.
 
Dennis R's Morning Joke. What clothes does a house wear? Address.
 
Mikev, you'ue done it again with a very good one!
 
As I fold my third load of laundry, I contemplate beoming a nudist.
Then I remember what I look like naked, and keep folding.

It's my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson.

I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks . . . it cost me an arm and a leg.

The main function of your little toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house i s in the right place.
 

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