[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I met a girl the other night at a club who said she'd show me a good time.

When we got outside she ran a 40-metre sprint in just 4.5 seconds.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Alex Alex who? Alexplain later let me in.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Alex Alex who? Alexplain later let me in.

Haha

 

[UruauP]

A good time sprint. Awesome.

 

[Packo]

A BLIND MAN AS BEEN STOP FROM JUMPING OUT OF PLANES IT WAS SCARING THE HELL OUT OF THE DOGS.

 

[Olliesmum]

????? Please explain and do a spell check. Thank you.

 

[Gunpark]

No need to explain, but the spell check would be handy.

 

[SirExton]

????? Please explain and do a spell check. Thank you.

They were Guide Dog's

 

[Olliesmum]

I get it now!!

 

[Viellarde]

????? Please explain and do a spell check. Thank you.

Blind man, assistant dog....

 

[Veggiepatch]

They were Guide Dog's

Well that's a bit cryptic.

 

[midgemills]

School yard jokes:

What do you call a blind Bambi?
No eye deer.

What do you call a dead blind Bambi?
Still no eye deer.

 

[magpie1]

What do you call an Elephant with no Ears......anything you like, coz he can't 'ear you.

 

[Mikev]

What do you call an Elephant with no Ears......anything you like, coz he can't 'ear you.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

What do you call an Elephant with no Ears......anything you like, coz he can't 'ear you.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

School yard jokes:

What do you call a blind Bambi?
No eye deer.

What do you call a dead blind Bambi?
Still no eye deer.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Thank you

 

[Wandiwa]

What do you call an Elephant with no Ears......anything you like, coz he can't 'ear you.

And my favourite joke ....
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.