[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

What is a pumpkin's circumference divided by a pumpkin's diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R 's. Morning Pun. What did the dog say when he sat on the Sandpaper? Rough Rough.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R 's. Morning Pun. What did the dog say when he sat on the Sandpaper? Rough Rough.

Haha

 

[maxtyson]

ouch ouch

 

[Reet]

Clever!

 

[Luckyus]

Dennis R 's. Morning Pun. What did the dog say when he sat on the Sandpaper? Rough Rough.

Bloke goes to a fancy dress party, got nothing on but a roll of sandpaper on his tool. The doorman said "What are you supposed to be a rough Handful" Bloke says no "Dick Emery and OOH I Do LIKE YOU."

 

[Crestwood 96]

Who doesn't like pumpkin pie

 

[Crestwood 96]

Got to say love the Dick Emery joke

 

[PattiB]

Who doesn't like pumpkin pie

Me!

 

[deni67]

 

[Reet]

Bloke goes to a fancy dress party, got nothing on but a roll of sandpaper on his tool. The doorman said "What are you supposed to be a rough Handful" Bloke says no "Dick Emery and OOH I Do LIKE YOU."

I can just imagine Dick Emery laughing at this one!

 

[Mikev]

Thank you

 

[Defiant540]

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that doesn't make sense!

 

[deni67]

that doesn't make sense!

Did you see what section this is in?
It's a joke mate

 

[Reet]

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I am glad someone else is as madly insane as I am.

 

[Luckyus]

For a sense of humour, you need a nonsensical sense of the ridiculous?