[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I got blamed by my wife for ruining her birthday,
which is ridiculous,
because I had no idea it was her birthday.

 

[Ivory]

Accept the guilt. This will require extra kitchen and laundry duties, dinner out, flowers, chocolates and perfume. And if you were my husband I would even expect you to learn how to use the coffee machine, coffee placates me!

 

[navigator]

Accept the guilt. This will require extra kitchen and laundry duties, dinner out, flowers, chocolates and perfume. And if you were my husband I would even expect you to learn how to use the coffee machine, coffee placates me!

MY wife's birthday is the 23/10 October mine is the 29/10 October I came home for lunch our piano had lots of cards on it I remarked they are sending Christmas cards early this year. I have to tell you it didn't go down well I had no idea it was October, so tied up on a work project I was working on.

 

[Gazman]

Oops!

 

[Marilynne]

I turned 74 last week and I had better birthday wishes from a workmate /friend of my husband. Dave rang and sang Happy Birthday to me in the sexiest voice he could muster up. I have to say it made my day.

 

[Mikev]

Accept the guilt. This will require extra kitchen and laundry duties, dinner out, flowers, chocolates and perfume. And if you were my husband I would even expect you to learn how to use the coffee machine, coffee placates me!

Haha

 

[Mikev]

MY wife's birthday is the 23/10 October mine is the 29/10 October I came home for lunch our piano had lots of cards on it I remarked they are sending Christmas cards early this year. I have to tell you it didn't go down well I had no idea it was October, so tied up on a work project I was working on.

Thanks for sharing

 

[Mikev]

I turned 74 last week and I had better birthday wishes from a workmate /friend of my husband. Dave rang and sang Happy Birthday to me in the sexiest voice he could muster up. I have to say it made my day.

Happy Birthday

 

[PattiB]

I turned 74 last week and I had better birthday wishes from a workmate /friend of my husband. Dave rang and sang Happy Birthday to me in the sexiest voice he could muster up. I have to say it made my day.

Happy belated birthday Marilynne. Hope you had a really wonderful day.

 

[magpie1]

I turned 74 last week and I had better birthday wishes from a workmate /friend of my husband. Dave rang and sang Happy Birthday to me in the sexiest voice he could muster up. I have to say it made my day.

Sounds like another 'Marilynne' episode I remember well......."Happy Birthday Mr President....."

 

[maxtyson]

MY wife's birthday is the 23/10 October mine is the 29/10 October I came home for lunch our piano had lots of cards on it I remarked they are sending Christmas cards early this year. I have to tell you it didn't go down well I had no idea it was October, so tied up on a work project I was working on.

oops you didnt navigate that well.

 

[Mikev]

Thank you

 

[Marilynne]

Sounds like another 'Marilynne' episode I remember well......."Happy Birthday Mr President....."

Dave did say he was trying to sound like the other Marilyn - didn't quite make it although it was a good effort.

 

[Marilynne]

Happy belated birthday Marilynne. Hope you had a really wonderful day.

Unfortunately, it was another case of "Home Alone", husband was in NSW somewhere, and the rest of the family are in Melbourne.

 

[magpie1]

Unfortunately, it was another case of "Home Alone", husband was in NSW somewhere, and the rest of the family are in Melbourne.

Happy Birthday Marilynne.