[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

Doc said to eat a few lemon rinds to cure a cold.

I think that’s a bitter peel to swallow.

 

[Clancieblue]

He said chew ,not swallow.

 

[Luckyus]

I took a long, hard look at myself this morning.
I won't be doing that again.

 

[Littleboy8]

I took a long, hard look at myself this morning.
I won't be doing that again.

 

[Luckyus]

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Collins Street and says,
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She replies, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

 

[Littleboy8]

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Collins Street and says,
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She replies, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

 

[Mikev]

I took a long, hard look at myself this morning.
I won't be doing that again.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Collins Street and says,
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She replies, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Thank you

 

[Ivory]

He didn’t say how to prepare the lemons. You could candy the lemon peel, do glacé lemon or go all out and indulge in a lemon cake made with whole lomons! It might make you feel better but you also might gain some weight!