[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

My wife wanted to brighten up the garden.

So l planted some bulbs.

 

[Mark K]

I dug a deep pond, and planted some bulbs around the edges.
My wife didn't know I was just decorating her grave.

 

[Wandiwa]

I dug a deep pond, and planted some bulbs around the edges.
My wife didn't know I was just decorating her grave.

Remember just a few years ago, you could stick a pillow over your partners face while they were sleeping.... and everyone just accepted that it was Covid. So much easier than a messy divorce and you got to keep all your stuff.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Remember just a few years ago, you could stick a pillow over your partners face while they were sleeping.... and everyone just accepted that it was Covid. So much easier than a messy divorce and you got to keep all your stuff.

COVID-19 came 18 years too late for me....