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Dad and Dave
Dad and Dave used to live on a farm.
One day Dad said to Dave, “Today I want you to go over the hill in to that paddock where the 3 trees are and chop them down. I will come by in the afternoon to see how you’re going.”
Come the afternoon, Dad went over the hill to see how Dave was doing.
To his surprise there was only one tree chopped down.
“Dave.” he said. “I see you’ve only chopped down one tree. I would have thought you would have all three chopped down by now.”
Dave said, “I found it difficult to chop down the other two trees because they have sentimental value to me.”
“What kind of sentimental value?” asked Dad.
“Well,” said Dave. “That tree there was where I lost my virginity”.
“Ok”, said Dad. “That’s understandable but what about that tree over there?”
“Well,” said Dave. “That’s where her mother was standing.”
“Whaaaat??? You mean the mother was standing there watching you have sex with her daughter???” asked Dad.
“Yes” said Dave.
“So what did her mother have to say while all this was going on?”
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