[Ricci]

Crumpled Cash!​

While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note. He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note. He took the crumpled fifty dollar note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars all crumpled up??"
He said, "No!," trying to contain his excitement. She said, "Check the garage."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

TOOK ME A SECOND BUT OH NO! HAHAHA

 

[chean5410]

that's a very funny start to the day ahead

 

[didobbin]

Well I held my breathe waiting for the punchline. One to tell hubby

 

[Dawn Neumann]

Oh no .Not the new car!!!!! xxoo

 

[Hemiman265]

Yep, a good laugh

 

[Tervueren]

I really enjoyed this one - it made me think a bit and then start giggling, but when I shared it with hubby he did not laugh quite so loudly..!!

 

[Goodbloke]

She asked for something that would go from 0 to 200 really fast, so he bought her a set of scales .......

 

[WADuck]

Finally dawned on me.

 

[Esma Rose]

LOL BUT our new notes don't really stay crumpled like the old ones I grew up with. They don't fold as good either. I adore the designs but if my Mum was here today she would be bitterly disappointed. She used to iron the notes Dad brought home in his pay pkt which were only a few but put food on our table & a roof over our head/..........