Crowded House!
" Mick, I believe there will be many, many hundreds
of people who will attend my funeral one day "....
"And why is that Paddy, maybe because
they all loved and respected you...and are sad to see you go " ???
"No nothing like that Mick, they are all happy to see the end of me
because i posted in my will that one happy mourner would be tapped on the shoulder.....
"Here is that $1000 he owes you "....