Crikey Moses!!
George Bush the Younger noticed a man in a long flowing white robe in an airport lobby
The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George Bush the Younger approached the man and inquired,
“Aren’t you Moses.” The man ignored him and stared at the ceiling.
Bush the younger positioned himself more directly in the man’s view and asked again,
“Aren’t you Moses?” The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
Bush the Younger tugged at the man’s sleeve and asked once again,
“Aren’t you Moses?” The man finally responded in an irritated voice,
“Yes I am.” Bush the Younger asked him why he was ignoring him. Moses replied,
“The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert!”