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Cowboy Boots (Adult Content)
A man bought himself some fancy cowboy boots. That evening he went into the
bedroom and put them on. He pranced out into the living room and said to his
wife “Do you notice anything different’. She said “No, nothing at all”.
He was a bit miffed with this so he went into the bedroom again. He took off all
his clothes except the boots. Then he said to his wife
“Do you notice anything different now”.
She replied “No, nothing. It’s hanging down as usual”.
He said “Not that. It’s what it is pointing at. The boots”.
She replied, “You should have bought a hat”.
