[mishabob]

Courtroom Laugh​

A cop pulls up a speeding driver, who is very angry at being stopped and very unco-operative. The cop writes him a ticket and notes "AH" on the bottom. The driver asks what that means and the cop replies "That's to remind me what an areshole you are". Later in court the cop is being questioned by the driver's barrister, who says "What does AH mean on the bottom of this ticket?" The cop replies "Aggresive and Hostile". The barrister says "Are you sure it doesn't mean arsehole?" The cop replies "Well sir, you know your client a lot better than I do".

 

[Dennis]

Courtroom Laugh​

A cop pulls up a speeding driver, who is very angry at being stopped and very unco-operative. The cop writes him a ticket and notes "AH" on the bottom. The driver asks what that means and the cop replies "That's to remind me what an areshole you are". Later in court the cop is being questioned by the driver's barrister, who says "What does AH mean on the bottom of this ticket?" The cop replies "Aggresive and Hostile". The barrister says "Are you sure it doesn't mean arsehole?" The cop replies "Well sir, you know your client a lot better than I do".

It his getting harder to find jokes that have not been told before

 

[Pam White]

It his getting harder to find jokes that have not been told before

Please stop making comments like this. It really isn't helpful.

There are always people who haven't heard them. I hadn't heard this one.

 

[Robbo3006]

It his getting harder to find jokes that have not been told before

I haven't heard it before.

 

[Luckyus]

There are more than enough jokes, it will become inevitable that there will repeats of repeats, much like the bullshit of politicians, Free to air TV and Subscription TV.

 

[Viellarde]

It his getting harder to find jokes that have not been told before

It's the result of having lived a long time and/or having known too many jokers!

 

[Giannidifirenze]

A bloke was having ‘issues’ so he his doctor prescribed ‘ little blue pills’.
You know the ones…
The next day he went to see the doctor.
‘Doc, what has gone up hasn’t come down’
Doc sent him home.
After 3 days he sees the Doc. Still hasn’t become flaccid.
Doc says ‘ go for a run tonight and run it against all the picket and corrugated iron fences…
Have you heard this one???????
No?
He just hasn’t been down your street yet.

 

[Wandiwa]

It his getting harder to find jokes that have not been told before

Feel absolutely free to post some new ones on here.

 

[Luckyus]

A bloke was having ‘issues’ so he his doctor prescribed ‘ little blue pills’.
You know the ones…
The next day he went to see the doctor.
‘Doc, what has gone up hasn’t come down’
Doc sent him home.
After 3 days he sees the Doc. Still hasn’t become flaccid.
Doc says ‘ go for a run tonight and run it against all the picket and corrugated iron fences…
Have you heard this one???????
No?
He just hasn’t been down your street yet.

Yeah, Bastard woke me up at quarter past three!!.

 

[Giannidifirenze]

A bloke was having a good time with a married woman on the kitchen table when she heard the front gate close.
She said ‘Quick try the backdoor’
He wishes now he’d run out the back door.