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Country Dance Circa 1970s
" Mick i first met Irene at a country dance back in 1973......"
" I was smitten by her straight away, ....Long blond hair, and cascading around on the dance floor....She was just gorgeous..."
" So i approached her and told her how i felt....."
" Irene , i have had my eye on you all night and it would be my honour to drive you home tonight and just maybe we might enjoy a little bit of slap and tickle on the way home ".......
" I am so sorry Paddy, but there will be no slap and tickle , i have my monthly cycle....."
" So what did you say Paddy...."....????
" Not a problem Irene, i have my Daddies pick up truck, we can throw your bike in the back "......