[Athena E.]

Could bathroom habits break a marriage?​

AIBU, which stands for 'Am I Being Unreasonable', is the perfect platform for sharing your thoughts and opinions! So, for today's AIBU discussion, we have this story from Reddit/Hepow1118:

Would it be unreasonable if I divorce my husband for not wiping his butt?

'Yep, this is pretty much the title. My husband recently started saying that he is not going to wipe his butt anymore after using the restroom.'

'He got into his head that alpha males do not wipe therefore he no longer is doing it. He has been (for the past two days) been walking around everywhere we going telling guys “Alphas don’t wipe”. '

'He is very serious about not wiping and he is not listening to reasoning, I don’t know what to do and I fear that this might be the start of the end of our marriage. How do I convince him to wipe?'

 

[HelenB55]

Wait till he gets diarrhoea… that might change his mind
Just thought this story was a waste to put on this site

 

[Tygie]

Tell him as his Wife then you don't cook or clean. Then get dressed up and go out on a 'girls night' with friends making sure he sees how you look before you leave. When you get home again, slip off a item or two leaving them safely out there and make yourself look a bit dishevelled before going inside. When he questions what happened tell him 'had a girls night with friends i have the time now i don't have so much to do around here' when he complains tell him If he can't properly do his personal hygiene you can let go of the house work. Eventually when the flies hang around his ass he will fix the problem OR you could always just drag him outside and stick the hose up his crack.
Either way when he comes round to thinking with the head on his shoulders NOT the other head - make him clean the whole house to rid it of his awful stink from the bad habit.

 

[Suzanne rose]

Divorce?

Well, she bleeds for five days a month and still lives....

Maybe he should return the favour!

Most women are very clean and hygienic what he is doing is not hygienic at all

 

[Suzanne rose]

Wait till he gets diarrhoea… that might change his mind
Just thought this story was a waste to put on this site

There is all kinds of stories on here, that's what makes it interesting.

 

[Luckyus]

Perhaps they have a bidet? No need to wipe? Goodness,I hope so. Gross!

Alphas wouldn't use a Bidet? thats a girlie thing?

 

[Senior member]

There go's use by date , out door shed for him.

 

[Christine H.]

If anything is stuck to it he will get a sore butt. However, he may want you to fix up his so called nappy rash, that will be grounds for divorce.

 

[Kevin. A.]

Personal hygiene. I give the bloke three weeks before he starts to get open sores and itching welts.