[Veggiepatch]

Corny Joke Corner​

"My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After two minutes, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence."

"Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a mean Bohemian Rhapsody."

"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

And then she gave me a huge hug."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer yesterday.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"I am giving up drinking for a month.

Sorry, that came out wrong.

I am giving up.....drinking for a month."

"My wife told me: Sex is better on holidays.

I wasn't expecting that on the postcard she sent from Greece."