[Luckyus]

Contractions​

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her
Contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

 

[maccarat]

Contractions​

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her
Contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

Love it that's a male

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Definitely Irish

 

[Thecheesequeen]

Definitely Irish

 

[Gazman]

Contractions​

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her
Contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

LMAO

 

[Bev Solway]

Contractions​

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her
Contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

An oldie but still funny.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Contractions​

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her
Contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

Lol, wakeup Paddy, you may have to deliver Baby Hahaha.

 

[margie]

 

[Luckyus]

Love it that's a male

Mysandric as well as Misogynistic

 

[MHM]

Mysandric as well as Misogynistic

Ohh! How did you know she had twins?