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Confessions
Linda goes to confession and she says, Father forgive me for I have sinned, the Priest asks and what sin do you want to confess? Linda says, well last night I went out with my boyfriend and he kissed me then he fondled my breasts and then we had sex 5 times!
. The Priest said, go home and squeeze 7 lemons into a glass and drink it! Linda asked, will that make up for my sins? The Priest said, no, but it will wipe the smile of your face 
