[Luckyus]

Confessions of a Hooker​

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary
When the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I
Made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My
Love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you,
Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said, "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand"

 

[Wandiwa]

I'd be shattered, imagine knowing you'd married a kiwi !!!!