[Skipton]

Confession.​

''Father, when I wake up in the middle
of the night, I see a vision of my wife's
back and an aura of light around her head.
Can you explain this for me in spiritual terms?''
'Son, she is checking your mobile phone!''

 

[Dennis]

Remedy Do not have a mobile phone.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. I caught my daughter chewing on electrical cords, I had to ground her. She is doing better currently and conducting herself properly.

 

[Brody]

There's Trouble Brewing There is a Very Big ooops !!!!!!

 

[SM17453]

Dennis - that one was shocking. Only joking. Once I lowered my resistance and amped up my enthusiasm, I thought Watt a great pun, It was electrifying.