[Luckyus]

Confession​

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?"

Mike doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After the service, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to?

Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home. My wife died a year ago."

 

[Dennis]

A little minister joke for a minister joke. This local minister came to Australia as an immigrant so had an accent to his English, this particular Sunday whilst giving his sermon a fellow with an irritating cough sat in the front pew kept interrupting the preacher, after a few interruptions the preacher put his hand in his pocket took out a cough lozengier gave it to the fellow and said for cough.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Confession​

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?"

Mike doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After the service, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to?

Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home. My wife died a year ago."

Lol what are friend for I hope he ran home and caught them in the act Lol

 

[ozurbancowboy]

Brilliant haha

 

[F108426]

A little minister joke for a minister joke. This local minister came to Australia as an immigrant so had an accent to his English, this particular Sunday whilst giving his sermon a fellow with an irritating cough sat in the front pew kept interrupting the preacher, after a few interruptions the preacher put his hand in his pocket took out a cough lozengier gave it to the fellow and said for cough.

dont understand this one

 

[PepeLePew]

dont understand this one

Guy is coughing and keeps interrupting the minister, minister gives him a cough lolly and says 'for cough'....f*ck off.

 

[Brian 1939]

dont understand this one

Last two words f... off

 

[Thecheesequeen]

dont understand this one

Say “for cough” quickly.

 

[cacdwog]

A little minister joke for a minister joke. This local minister came to Australia as an immigrant so had an accent to his English, this particular Sunday whilst giving his sermon a fellow with an irritating cough sat in the front pew kept interrupting the preacher, after a few interruptions the preacher put his hand in his pocket took out a cough lozengier gave it to the fellow and said for cough.

Don’t get it at all, accent or no accent.

 

[Thecheesequeen]

For cough - f**k off.

 

[Ricci]

dont understand this one

Try saying For cough in an Irish accent!

 

[Chez1611]

dont understand this one

Me either