[Skipton]

Conditions (adult)​

A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both grew up.
He has a job in the same town, and occasionally, on his walk home from work,
he goes into the bookstore and sneaks a look at
“The Joy of Sex” to find a new position to try with his wife.
So one evening he arrives home and tells his wife, “I’ve got a new one for us.”
“What is it?” she says.
“Well, it’s called the Wheelbarrow. Remember when we were kids and you would
walk on your hands while I walked behind, holding your legs up? It’s like that.”
She says, “I’ll do it, on two conditions. One, if I start to feel uncomfortable at all, we stop.”
“Of course, sweetheart. And what else?”
“We don’t go past my mom’s house.”

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Whilst waiting for SCD to arrive on my computer I came across this Joke.

Jim was at a restaurant's urinal when for no reason the heavy man beside him confessed I have not seen my member for the last 20 years, Jim asked why don't you diet, the fat guy gave Jim a surprised look, dye it for god's sake man what color is it now.

 

[Barbara V]

Saw that one many ,many years ago on those humerous postcards one use to get to send to people when you were on holidays at seaside

 

[Barbara V]

Must dig them out of the box and post them some really risque

 

[havingadoggyday]

 

[Gunpark]

I can remember my parents with a couple of friends laughing at those in a newsagent on the South Coast when I was a kid. Didn't make any sense to me.

 

[Dennis]

Be good to see all the holiday postcards of the old days, that was the essential part of the holiday seeking the best photo's. I can remember one with a woman standing in the sea and she is saying every bit helps when you cry into the sea.

 

[Luckyus]

Be good to see all the holiday postcards of the old days, that was the essential part of the holiday seeking the best photo's. I can remember one with a woman standing in the sea and she is saying every bit helps when you cry into the sea.

Unfortunately a thing of the past.