Conditions (adult)
A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both grew up.
He has a job in the same town, and occasionally, on his walk home from work,
he goes into the bookstore and sneaks a look at
“The Joy of Sex” to find a new position to try with his wife.
So one evening he arrives home and tells his wife, “I’ve got a new one for us.”
“What is it?” she says.
“Well, it’s called the Wheelbarrow. Remember when we were kids and you would
walk on your hands while I walked behind, holding your legs up? It’s like that.”
She says, “I’ll do it, on two conditions. One, if I start to feel uncomfortable at all, we stop.”
“Of course, sweetheart. And what else?”
“We don’t go past my mom’s house.”