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Complimentary!

A man walks into a bar and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender.
He sits down and orders a drink.
He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie."
The man looks around but doesn't see anyone.
"Pssst...that color looks nice on you."
He asks the bartender,
"Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?"
The bartender rolls his eyes and says,
"No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts...
they're complimentary."
 

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