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Complete 2 Tasks
Two explorers in the 1950s crash land on a remote island
They are soon captured by the local tribe. They are told that if they do not complete 2 tasks
they will be killed and eaten. However, if they succeed, they can live like kings with their own harem.
First, they must go into the jungle and find 10 edible things and bring them back.
They go, and soon after one of them reappears with 10 raspberries.
“You did well” says one of the elders. “Your second task is to insert the
10 berries in your rectum WITHOUT laughing. If you do, we will kill and eat you.”
The man starts his task, 1, 2 .. 7, 8 and he bursts out laughing and rolling around on the ground.
“What are you doing, you were so close!?” asks one of the elders.
The man cannot breathe laughing so hard, he can only point
to his friend emerging from the jungle with 10 coconuts.
