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Common Courtesy!
Bert met his friend Fred in the street one Monday and asked him how he’d got a black eye.
Fred explained that he’d been in church yesterday and as they all knelt to pray
he’d noticed that the woman next to him had got her dress caught in her bottom crack.
He thought she might be embarrassed about it, so pulled on the dress to free it.
The woman took exception to this and reacted instinctively, punching him in the face, resulting in the black eye.
The following Monday the two friends met again and Fred’s other eye was black too.
“Don’t say that happened at church, too”, asked Bert. “Well, yes”, said Fred.
“Yesterday when we knelt to pray the same woman got her dress caught in her bottom crack again,
and this time the man on her other side pulled it out.
Well, I knew she didn’t like that, so I pushed it back in again!”
