[Skipton]

Commitment​

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at
the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her,, and could fulfill her sex life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally, one day the doorbell rings.
She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.
She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"
He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."
Then she says, "And the sex life?"
He looks at her and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

 

[Jarred Santos]

Wow, you really cracked me up with this one

 

[Dennis]

Commitment​

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at
the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her,, and could fulfill her sex life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally, one day the doorbell rings.
She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.
She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"
He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."
Then she says, "And the sex life?"
He looks at her and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

How did the man get the bell pusher from his trousers. Dennis's R. Daily pun. Can a match box, No but a tin can.

 

[mitchellowe]

A woman goes to the doctor and says DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM
THE doctor asks whats the problem
Well its like this i have 3 vaginas
ONE ON ,MY LEFT THIGH
ONE ON MY RIGHT THIGH
AND ONE IN THE MIDDLE WHERE IT SHOULD BE
THEdoctor thinks for a minute then says there is only one thing i can do
THE woman asks whats that
I CAN SEW UP THE VAGINA ON THE LEFT THIGH AND SEW UP TTHE ONE ON THE RIGHT THIGH AND LEAVE THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE WHERE IT SHOULD BE
THE women asks how will that help
THE DOCTOR REPLIES IT WONT BUT IT WILL STOP YOU GETTING SCREWED LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE

 

[Barbara V]

Commitment​

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at
the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her,, and could fulfill her sex life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally, one day the doorbell rings.
She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.
She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"
He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."
Then she says, "And the sex life?"
He looks at her and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Couldn't stop laughing on this one,got my imagination running wild

 

[piffle]

Commitment​

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man who wouldn't run away at
the sight of commitment, who wouldn't hit her,, and could fulfill her sex life.
Two weeks go by and nothing. Finally, one day the doorbell rings.
She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.
She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"
He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."
Then she says, "And the sex life?"
He looks at her and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Does he have a brother? Love this.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Does he have a brother? Love this.

The wow react doesn't even cover my reaction --- my jaw dropped to the floor, @piffle thank you for the laugh!

 

[sonlocks]

They're getting worse!

 

[mitchellowe]

A woman goes to the doctor and says DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM
THE doctor asks whats the problem
Well its like this i have 3 vaginas
ONE ON ,MY LEFT THIGH
ONE ON MY RIGHT THIGH
AND ONE IN THE MIDDLE WHERE IT SHOULD BE
THEdoctor thinks for a minute then says there is only one thing i can do
THE woman asks whats that
I CAN SEW UP THE VAGINA ON THE LEFT THIGH AND SEW UP TTHE ONE ON THE RIGHT THIGH AND LEAVE THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE WHERE IT SHOULD BE
THE women asks how will that help
THE DOCTOR REPLIES IT WONT BUT IT WILL STOP YOU GETTING SCREWED LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE

Couldn't stop laughing on this one,got my imagination running wild

which joke are you talking about