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Classic blonde joke - sent by Doug Shapiro

Hello, lovely members! Doug Shapiro sent in a HILARIOUS blonde joke today that you might enjoy.

Here it goes:

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 9 o’clock TV news.

“I wonder if he’ll jump” said the blonde on seeing a man swaying back and forth on the edge of a high-rise balcony.

“I bet you $50 he does” said the brunette; “You’re on” replied the blonde.

“Oh” exclaimed the blonde on seeing the man jump from the balcony, then opened her bag and took out her purse.

“No no” said the brunette “I was only pulling your leg, I saw him jump on the 8 o’clock news”

The blonde took out a $50 note from her purse and gave it to the brunette.

“It’s a fair bet,” she said “I saw him jump on the 8 o’clock news as well, I didn’t think he’d jump again."

Thank you again for the laughs, Doug Shapiro! Your jokes are awesome. :ROFLMAO:
 
Hello, lovely members! Doug Shapiro sent in a HILARIOUS blonde joke today that you might enjoy.

Here it goes:

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 9 o’clock TV news.

“I wonder if he’ll jump” said the blonde on seeing a man swaying back and forth on the edge of a high-rise balcony.

“I bet you $50 he does” said the brunette; “You’re on” replied the blonde.

“Oh” exclaimed the blonde on seeing the man jump from the balcony, then opened her bag and took out her purse.

“No no” said the brunette “I was only pulling your leg, I saw him jump on the 8 o’clock news”

The blonde took out a $50 note from her purse and gave it to the brunette.

“It’s a fair bet,” she said “I saw him jump on the 8 o’clock news as well, I didn’t think he’d jump again."

Thank you again for the laughs, Doug Shapiro! Your jokes are awesome. :ROFLMAO:
one of the best!
 
Hello, lovely members! Doug Shapiro sent in a HILARIOUS blonde joke today that you might enjoy.

Here it goes:

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 9 o’clock TV news.

“I wonder if he’ll jump” said the blonde on seeing a man swaying back and forth on the edge of a high-rise balcony.

“I bet you $50 he does” said the brunette; “You’re on” replied the blonde.

“Oh” exclaimed the blonde on seeing the man jump from the balcony, then opened her bag and took out her purse.

“No no” said the brunette “I was only pulling your leg, I saw him jump on the 8 o’clock news”

The blonde took out a $50 note from her purse and gave it to the brunette.

“It’s a fair bet,” she said “I saw him jump on the 8 o’clock news as well, I didn’t think he’d jump again."

Thank you again for the laughs, Doug Shapiro! Your jokes are awesome. :ROFLMAO:
Must have dug deep in his collection for this Oldie
 

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