[Skipton]

Clappity Bump!​

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears:
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! Walking faster, he looks back through the fog and
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him!!
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER! FASTER! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP!
On his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and...
the coffin stops.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Clappity Bump!​

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears:
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! Walking faster, he looks back through the fog and
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him!!
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER! FASTER! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP!
On his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and...
the coffin stops.

I spent more time than I want to admit getting this one... well stop it did!

 

[Joyem]

Ha ha!

 

[thomas]

Clappity Bump!​

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears:
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! Walking faster, he looks back through the fog and
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him!!
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER! FASTER! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP!
On his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and...
the coffin stops.

it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in

 

[Jada]

Clappity Bump!​

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears:
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! Walking faster, he looks back through the fog and
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him!!
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER! FASTER! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP!
On his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and...
the coffin stops.

That is priceless,HA!HA!

 

[micky1]

Clappity Bump!​

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears:
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! Walking faster, he looks back through the fog and
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him!!
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER! FASTER! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP!
On his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and...
the coffin stops.

Yeah, not to bad. Gave a little giggle!