[Luckyus]

Chinese Proverbs​

Virginity like bubble - one prick, all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratch arse should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get run for money
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
Man who fight with wife get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Crowded elevator smell different to midget