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CHATTING ON A PLANE
A man was sitting on a plane next to a young woman. Without further ado, he began to talk about all the titles he had and his profound knowledge. The young woman only listened, but the man did not stop showing off all his knowledge.
As the young lady didn't say anything, the man told her.
"Let's chat," he said, "I've heard that flights seem shorter if you talk to the person next to you."
The young lady who had just opened a book to start reading closed it slowly and said in a soft voice:
"What would you like to talk about?"
"Well, I don't know," he replied, "What about nuclear physics?" He tells her in a mocking tone and shows him a big smile...
"Well, that seems to be an interesting topic, but first let me ask you a question", she responds.
A horse, a cow and a sheep eat the same thing: grass; but, why is the sheep's excrement like small pellets, the cow's is a paste and the horse's looks like a ball of dry grass?
Why do you think that happens?"
The man, visibly surprised by the young woman's intelligence, thought about it for a moment and said:
"Hmm... I have no idea."
The young lady replied:
"Do you really feel qualified to talk about nuclear physics, when you don't even know shit?"
A man was sitting on a plane next to a young woman. Without further ado, he began to talk about all the titles he had and his profound knowledge. The young woman only listened, but the man did not stop showing off all his knowledge.
As the young lady didn't say anything, the man told her.
"Let's chat," he said, "I've heard that flights seem shorter if you talk to the person next to you."
The young lady who had just opened a book to start reading closed it slowly and said in a soft voice:
"What would you like to talk about?"
"Well, I don't know," he replied, "What about nuclear physics?" He tells her in a mocking tone and shows him a big smile...
"Well, that seems to be an interesting topic, but first let me ask you a question", she responds.
A horse, a cow and a sheep eat the same thing: grass; but, why is the sheep's excrement like small pellets, the cow's is a paste and the horse's looks like a ball of dry grass?
Why do you think that happens?"
The man, visibly surprised by the young woman's intelligence, thought about it for a moment and said:
"Hmm... I have no idea."
The young lady replied:
"Do you really feel qualified to talk about nuclear physics, when you don't even know shit?"
good one
