[Luckyus]

Chap Goes To The Doctor​

Chap goes to thedoctor who asks him what's wrong.
Chap says he farts loudly whenever he sits down.
Doctor tells him to sit and sure enough - loud fart>
"Do it again" says the doc - and the chap obliges.
Doctor goes over to the corner of the room and picks up a long pole with a hook on it.
Frightened chap says _ " What are you going to do to me ?"
"Nothing says the doctor - I'm just going to open that top fanlight to get rid of the smell "