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Change in Medical Care By Age

A 100-year-old grandmother is being interviewed.
Press: What's the secret that makes grandma able to live to be 100 years old..??
Grandma: If I get sick even slightly, I go straight to the doctor.
Press: What do you think about the development of our medical science now?
Grandma: Doctors are getting better and smarter now, I remember when I was 20 years old... The doctor told me to take off all my clothes, checked me from top to bottom for one hour, then gave me medicine...
When I was 40 years old.. The doctor told me to take off only my top, checked me for 15 minutes, then gave me medicine...
When I was 60 years old.. The doctor told me to just unbutton my shirt, insert the stethoscope for 5 minutes, then give me medicine...
When I was 80 years old.. The doctor only told me to open my mouth, look with a flashlight for 2 minutes, then give me medicine....
Moreover, now that I'm 100 years old... before I had time to sit down, the doctor had already written my prescription and shouted.. "NEXT PATIENT...!!!"
 
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