[Skipton]

Caring & Sharing!​

I got attacked by ''Ransomware''
and was asked for money...
I sent them my pay stub...
Not only did they immediately
remove the malware from my system,
but they also put some money into my account.

 

[SirExton]

Dreams R free!

 

[judyl45]

Did you hear about the dwarf who got puck pocketed last night? How could anyone stoop so low?

 

[Veggiepatch]

Is Ransomware owned by Tupperware?

No wonder they went broke....

 

[GrannyJA!]

Is Ransomware owned by Tupperware?

No wonder they went broke....

They went broke because they couldn't find a single bloody lid.

 

[Veggiepatch]

They went broke because they couldn't find a single bloody lid.

Well that TOPS everything....

 

[gordon1940]

Did you hear about the dwarf who got puck pocketed last night? How could anyone stoop so low?

Must have been a Kiwi!

 

[magpie1]

Must have been a Kiwi!

gordon1940.....if you suddenly hear the Haka being performed outside your front door....you might want to exit your home rather quickly.

 

[Dynamo]

They went broke because they couldn't find a single bloody lid.

So funny. Thanks

 

[Wandiwa]

Is Ransomware owned by Tupperware?

That brand of plastic items is called Suckerware in our family.
ie: Did you go to Janet's suckerware party last Saturday?

 

[Beezzzy]

Must have been a Kiwi!

Watch it a hole

 

[Veggiepatch]

Watch it a hole

Watch what?

Who in their right mind watches holes?

 

[Beezzzy]

Watch what?

Who in their right mind watches holes?

Referring to a---hole who made smart remark re kiwis, didn't think it was necessary