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Caravan Park Voyeur
A man visited a plastic surgeon with a badly damaged penis.
“What happened to you?” asked the surgeon.
“It’s like this,” said the man, blushing madly. “I live on a
caravan park next to this beautiful lady. And she really does
turn me on. Each night, I watch her take a sausage from the
fridge, stick it in a hole in the caravan floor and then she sits
on it and does the business.”
“So how did you get involved?” asked the surgeon.
“Well doc, I thought a long time about this and decided it
was such a waste. So one night, I crawled under the caravan,
took the sausage away and substituted my dick.”
“So what happened?”
“Everything was going fine until there was a knock at her
door. She jumped up and tried to kick the sausage under the
table!”
