[Luckyus]

Can't Take a Trick​

I went to the Reject Shop, and they threw me out.

 

[CliffE]

I went to a big chain hardware store, outdoor section, recently and was approached by a smartarse looking young bloke wearing a oversized grass hat and a green apron.
He said to me "You look like you could do with some decking"
So I got in first. He will be out of hospital in three months, my case comes up in two weeks and I have been banned form every Bunnings store for life.

 

[Agave]

I went to a big chain hardware store, outdoor section, recently and was approached by a smartarse looking young bloke wearing a oversized grass hat and a green apron.
He said to me "You look like you could do with some decking"
So I got in first. He will be out of hospital in three months, my case comes up in two weeks and I have been banned form every Bunnings store for life.

Heard this one before but it's worth another go round

 

[Littleboy8]

I went to a big chain hardware store, outdoor section, recently and was approached by a smartarse looking young bloke wearing a oversized grass hat and a green apron.
He said to me "You look like you could do with some decking"
So I got in first. He will be out of hospital in three months, my case comes up in two weeks and I have been banned form every Bunnings store for life.

 

[CliffE]

Saw this on a T shirt some years ago...
Go to Bunnings, buy some timber, build a bridge
AND GET OVER IT!

 

[Luckyus]

I went to a big chain hardware store, outdoor section, recently and was approached by a smartarse looking young bloke wearing a oversized grass hat and a green apron.
He said to me "You look like you could do with some decking"
So I got in first. He will be out of hospital in three months, my case comes up in two weeks and I have been banned form every Bunnings store for life.

The first time I heard that was the old boxer on the bus, every time the conductor rang the bell he knocked him out?

 

[Littleboy8]

The first time I heard that was the old boxer on the bus, every time the conductor rang the he knocked him out?

 

[Observer]

Are you a reject only at the Reject Store? LOL

 

[Luckyus]

Are you a reject only at the Reject Store? LOL

I don't know about rejected, but I've been ejected from quite a few pubs, bastards have no sense of humour?

 

[CliffE]

I don't know about rejected, but I've been ejected from quite a few pubs, bastards have no sense of humour?

What? they didn't like you doing a striptease on the bar counter and telling rude jokes? Shame on them!

 

[Luckyus]

What? they didn't like you doing a striptease on the bar counter and telling rude jokes? Shame on them!

Aye they don't like the Willy shake?

 

[Littleboy8]

What? they didn't like you doing a striptease on the bar counter and telling rude jokes? Shame on them!

 

[Littleboy8]

Aye they don't like the Willy shake?

 

[etphhome]

The only place I have ever been kicked out of was a strip show back in the early seventies (date not me lol). I couldn’t stop laughing at the stripper with a snake ! True story.

 

[Luckyus]

The only place I have ever been kicked out of was a strip show back in the early seventies (date not me lol). I couldn’t stop laughing at the stripper with a snake ! True story.

I remember having a drink in a pub in Port Adelaide years ago and they had a couple of strippers and I thought I'd have a bit of harmless fun, and all I did was just look her in the eye while she doing her act, well bugger me not only her but her mate and their bloody minder got all airated about it. To this ay I couldn't honestly tell you anything about her except that her eyes were a hazel colour, after some of the things I've a snake is buggerall! ( Which I think is the original name of Dylan Thomas Under Milkwood but don't quote me)

 

[Viellarde]

You must have been well-known, notorious maybe. Your reputation preceded you.

 

[Luckyus]

You must have been well-known, notorious maybe. Your reputation preceded you.

Well I once got arrested for something that happened while i was overseas, but that I found out was a setup for a nark friend that was a copper?