[Skipton]

Can You Help Me?​

A man approaches a gorgeous woman in a department store and says to her, ‘I have lost my wife somewhere in here, would you be able to talk to me for a little while?’

The woman replies, ‘Okay, but why?'

The man then says, 'Because every time I talk to a gorgeous lady, my wife appears out of nowhere.'

 

[Catherines]

So, I’m that gorgeous lady (not!) but I keep my eye on my husband so HE doesn’t talk to any gorgeous ladies! Ha, ha.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Can You Help Me?​

A man approaches a gorgeous woman in a department store and says to her, ‘I have lost my wife somewhere in here, would you be able to talk to me for a little while?’

The woman replies, ‘Okay, but why?'

The man then says, 'Because every time I talk to a gorgeous lady, my wife appears out of nowhere.'

Lol, Good excuse, It's like a baby loosing his Mum at a shopping center. Hahaha.