[Seia Ibanez]

Can I take a picture?​

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Luckyus]

I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room."

 

[Littleboy8]

I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room."

 

[Veggiepatch]

Today, I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

Today, I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

See! Commas and capitalisaion are important....

 

[Luckyus]

I got a hand job from a blind woman once. She told me, "This is the biggest dick I've ever come across." I said, "No, you're just pulling my leg."