[Skipton]

Can I help You Sir?​

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly beautiful waitress came to his table.
“What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then looks at her, then answers,
“A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,
“What would you like, sir?"
Again, the man looks at her and answers,
“A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps
him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers...
“Um, I think it's pronounced 'Quiche.'

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly beautiful waitress came to his table.
“What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then looks at her, then answers,
“A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,
“What would you like, sir?"
Again, the man looks at her and answers,
“A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps
him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers...
“Um, I think it's pronounced 'Quiche.'

OKAY @Skipton YOUR JOKES ARE WAY TOO FUNNY It took me a good 2 minutes to recover from this one. I'm still laughing!