[Cheb]

Can I come over?​

I was in the public toilet and had barely sat down,
when I heard a voice in the next stall.
"Hi, how are you?"
Embarrassed, I replied, "Ah, I'm okay!"
The person replied almost immediately:
"So, what are up to?"
Not sure of what to say, I answered honestly:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here, I guess."
To my surprise, the stranger responded casually:
"Can I come over?"
"No, I'm a little busy right now!" I yelled back.
Then, after a few moments silence, the person
hurriedly said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all of my questions!"

 

[Singomate]

Can I come over?​

I was in the public toilet and had barely sat down,
when I heard a voice in the next stall.
"Hi, how are you?"
Embarrassed, I replied, "Ah, I'm okay!"
The person replied almost immediately:
"So, what are up to?"
Not sure of what to say, I answered honestly:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here, I guess."
To my surprise, the stranger responded casually:
"Can I come over?"
"No, I'm a little busy right now!" I yelled back.
Then, after a few moments silence, the person
hurriedly said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all of my questions!"

Very friendly!!!!

 

[Dennis]

These oldies keep appearing, still I suppose lots of members have not heard them before Dennis R's Morning Pun. What ten letter word starts with gas. A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E

 

[Luckyus]

These oldies keep appearing, still I suppose lots of members have not heard them before Dennis R's Morning Pun. What ten letter word starts with gas. A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E

There was a short series of books published in the esrly sixties called the Anatomy of a Dirty Joke?

 

[SirExton]

Can I come over?​

I was in the public toilet and had barely sat down,
when I heard a voice in the next stall.
"Hi, how are you?"
Embarrassed, I replied, "Ah, I'm okay!"
The person replied almost immediately:
"So, what are up to?"
Not sure of what to say, I answered honestly:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here, I guess."
To my surprise, the stranger responded casually:
"Can I come over?"
"No, I'm a little busy right now!" I yelled back.
Then, after a few moments silence, the person
hurriedly said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all of my questions!"

Its no good standing, on the toilet seat.
Cos the crabs in here, they jump ten feet!
If you think, that this is high?
Go next door, the bastards fly!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Can I come over?​

I was in the public toilet and had barely sat down,
when I heard a voice in the next stall.
"Hi, how are you?"
Embarrassed, I replied, "Ah, I'm okay!"
The person replied almost immediately:
"So, what are up to?"
Not sure of what to say, I answered honestly:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here, I guess."
To my surprise, the stranger responded casually:
"Can I come over?"
"No, I'm a little busy right now!" I yelled back.
Then, after a few moments silence, the person
hurriedly said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all of my questions!"

Lol, so he was on the phone to someone else, and you where the idiot. Hahaha.

 

[zazava]

Lol, so he was on the phone to someone else, and you where the idiot. Hahaha.

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