[mOiOz]

CALLING THE POLICE

George Phillips, an elderly man, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to turn off the light, but saw that there were people in
the shed, stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me ."
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and
an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things
from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and
killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic
and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story)

Don't mess with old people

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Sometimes you have to make up a story to get the attention , well done !

 

[Ladyjay]

I have done that, action was immediate

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Sometimes you just do what you have to do

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

CALLING THE POLICE

George Phillips, an elderly man, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to turn off the light, but saw that there were people in
the shed, stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me ."
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and
an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things
from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and
killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic
and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story)

Don't mess with old people

Lol, George you naughty boy what a good trick Hahaha, you got them on time Hahaha.