I know the feeling. I had 6 kids. I just couldn't blow out my candle.
 
I have 13 kids and would never have blown out the candle. Funny 😁 but
 
I know the feeling. I had 6 kids. I just couldn't blow out my candle.
Perhaps you should have learned about a blow job. Might have worked.
 
Perhaps you should have learned about a blow job. Might have worked.
Do you know why Bill and Hillary Clinton only had one daughter?

Because Monica swallowed the rest 😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
I have 13 kids and would never have blown out the candle. Funny 😁 but
I always thought 3 was a lot. 13 children WOW but I suppose as the first ones grow up they help with the new ones Suzanne
 
We now have 6 grandchildren and when we are all together the noise is amazing
 
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We got a bonus with our first birthing as it was a set of twin daughters. Our son had to keep himself company in the womb.
 
Because of Ur cooking Suzanne Rose. You got a Baker's Dozen!
When I had my last baby my sister gave me 13 eggs and 13 buns. I know the 13 stood for bakers dozen but I'm still trying to workout the buns and eggs.
My youngest is 20
 
I always thought 3 was a lot. 13 children WOW but I suppose as the first ones grow up they help with the new ones Suzanne
And we just made it to 21 Grandkids
These are all mine
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We now have 6 grandchildren and when we are all together the noise is amazing
We have nine children ranging in age from 2 yrs to 24 years. And yes the noise is amazing when they are all together.
 
When I had my last baby my sister gave me 13 eggs and 13 buns. I know the 13 stood for bakers dozen but I'm still trying to workout the buns and eggs.
My youngest is 20
The buns in the Oven and 13 fertile eggs is my guess SR.
 
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I had four brothers and three sisters? When asked
I used to say they kept going until they got one they liked
 
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"but"? NO TELEVISION :cool: :confused: :D
The questions I always get asked

Q1. No television....? We actually have 4 very big ones.

Q2. Are you Catholic..? No we are not but I am a Christian but that is irrelevant

Q3. Are some yours and some his
😲? ... They are all ours together. We have been together since school

Q4. What do you feed them , do you make mince every night ?
Seriously my kids were fed better than most. Instead of one roast it was 3. Instead of one tray of lasagne it was 2 large ones

You never ask my kids these questions , they get very offended, to them we are a normal family
 
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The questions I always get asked

Q1. No television....? We actually have 4 very big ones.

Q2. Are you Catholic..? No we are not but I am a Christian but that is irrelevant

Q3. Are some yours and some his 😲? ... They are all ours together. We have been together since school

Q4. What do you feed them , do you make mince every night ? Seriously my kids were fed better than most. Instead of one roast it was 3. Instead of one tray of lasagne it was 2 large ones

You never ask my kids these questions , they get very offended, to them we are a normal family
I have a friend with 13 children and lots of grand children. Her name is Roz! I grew up in a large family. I was the middle child. The older ones told me to look after the young ones, and the littlies soon knew to come to me.
 
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The questions I always get asked

Q1. No television....? We actually have 4 very big ones.

Q2. Are you Catholic..? No we are not but I am a Christian but that is irrelevant

Q3. Are some yours and some his 😲? ... They are all ours together. We have been together since school

Q4. What do you feed them , do you make mince every night ? Seriously my kids were fed better than most. Instead of one roast it was 3. Instead of one tray of lasagne it was 2 large ones

You never ask my kids these questions , they get very offended, to them we are a normal family
You are magic... I am totally bewildered ... My grandmother on our firect family line was one of 16 and I loved her dearly
She would say they could make a football team that could win the state of origin LOL
 
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