[mOiOz]

BUDGET BREAKFAST​

One morning, Sam and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast.
The waitress at the diner told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for $4.99.

"That sounds good," said Sadie, "but I don't want the eggs."
"OK," said the waitress, but I will then have to charge you $5.99."
"Why," asked Sam, "it doesn’t make sense.
"Because you will then in effect be ordering a la carte," the waitress replied.

"Do you mean I'll have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Sadie asked.
"Yes, " replied the waitress.
"OK then, I'll take the special," says Sadie.
"How do you want your eggs done?" asked the waitress.
"Raw and in the shell," Sadie replied.

 

[Staffordshire Whippet]

BUDGET BREAKFAST​

One morning, Sam and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast.
The waitress at the diner told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for $4.99.

"That sounds good," said Sadie, "but I don't want the eggs."
"OK," said the waitress, but I will then have to charge you $5.99."
"Why," asked Sam, "it doesn’t make sense.
"Because you will then in effect be ordering a la carte," the waitress replied.

"Do you mean I'll have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Sadie asked.
"Yes, " replied the waitress.
"OK then, I'll take the special," says Sadie.
"How do you want your eggs done?" asked the waitress.
"Raw and in the shell," Sadie replied.

Meh.
Late one evening, thirty+ years ago, when I'd only just met the girlie who became my bride, I smiled knowingly and asked her "How do you like your eggs at breakfast?".
She dug into her purse, handed me a condom and said "UNFERTILISED!"
Keeper!

 

[Rosemary13]

Meh.
Late one evening, thirty+ years ago, when I'd only just met the girlie who became my bride, I smiled knowingly and asked her "How do you like your eggs at breakfast?".
She dug into her purse, handed me a condom and said "UNFERTILISED!"
Keeper!

Heard that joke for the first time a few weeks ago laughed then and laughed now

 

[margie]