[Skipton]

Breakfast Special​

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

 

[Catherines]

Will have to try this next time I order something with egg. I cannot stomach the sight of a partially cooked soft egg (my egg must be ‘dead’ as I tell my husband). Even what I call a ‘hard boiled egg’ has to be just that - not even the slightest bit of transparency in the yolk!!! And we’ve so often been told not to eat partially uncooked eggs for fear of stomach upsets etc. so I think my fastidiousness with eggs helps here!

 

[Tygie]

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Breakfast Special​

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

Lol, that was a very very special breakfast. Hahaha.

 

[Jest]

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

why are we waiting? anytime you like send us into fits of laughter. OH! I forgot you aren't funny.

 

[Jest]

Breakfast Special​

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

i like your jokes. some have their taste all in their mouth.

 

[Pink lion]

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

Yep there's no yokes, in that lady's breakfast hey... How about this one, Three guys walked into a bar the next guy dodged to the side and it missed him... even that's a tad funnier huh.

 

[Barbara V]

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

Agree

 

[Jim bowling]

as you get older we take the good with the bad. suck it up and stop bitching!!!

 

[phantomrose101]

Breakfast Special​

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

My type of gal!

 

[Jest]

Yep there's no yokes, in that lady's breakfast hey... How about this one, Three guys walked into a bar the next guy dodged to the side and it missed him... even that's a tad funnier huh.

got hairs on it. it is so old. get a bit original if you are going to bitch about what others do. OR maybe just do better yourselves. come on let us see how funny you are.

 

[Jest]

Breakfast Special​

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

i am so sick of those bitching away about the jokes. if you do not like then do not read, or better still go away.

 

[Pink lion]

got hairs on it. it is so old. get a bit original if you are going to bitch about what others do. OR maybe just do better yourselves. come on let us see how funny you are.

Surely you jest that was not a bitchin joke of mine it was lame, at best as it was meant to be... tee hee, lighten up sunshine...

turn that frown upside down... no need for harsh words to employ... to laugh is to jest is to enjoy... to contribute is to express ones wit.. I merely added a bit to show that some types of jokes are a tad flat... and that's it...

 

[phantomrose101]

got hairs on it. it is so old. get a bit original if you are going to bitch about what others do. OR maybe just do better yourselves. come on let us see how funny you are.

Why so nasty?

 

[Jest]

Why so nasty?

not me. only to those that deserve it.

 

[Catherines]

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

I would say - maybe it is time for the purchase of a joke book instead of complaining here.

 

[Defiant540]

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

where's your sense of humour???

 

[Skipton]

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

 

[Skipton]

Can we PLEASE get some actual funny jokes on here.

I have now posted over 2,800 jokes on SDC hopefully you will find one that is actually original and funny.I am sure there is at least one!

 

[Littleboy8]

Hey tygie have you posted a joke yet