[Luckyus]

Brass Cat​

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A man walks into a pawn shop, there's a brass statue of a cat. ​

He asks the shopkeeper, "How much for the statue?" Shopkeeper replies, "$20 for the statue, $20,000 for the story." He says various unkind words, pays $20 and takes his statue.

He walks down the street, but he starts hearing a murmuring noise behind him. Something small and subtle, he can't place it, but it's not normal.

He looks back and sees a dozen cats are following him. He walks faster, the noise gets louder, the cats are keeping up with him and there's several dozen of them now. He starts to jog, the noise still gets louder, there's a hundred cats chasing him.

He breaks into a run and heads down towards the city docks. A huge swarm of cats is following him, he runs to the end of the dock, heaves the statue into the river, and the cats all follow it into the river and drown.

Out of breath, he returns to the shop. The shopkeeper looks at him and says, "Now you're ready to pay for the story, aren't you?" Our brave hero replies, "Gasp,... no, just one question.... Do you have a brass statue of a lawyer?"

 

[novezar]

Very appropriate for asking about a lawyer.

 

[Ivory]

That is absolutely 100% pure gold!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor - Doctor, will my measles be better by next Monday? I don't want to make any rash promises.

 

[Jethrotull]

He should have asked ‘ Do you have any brass Politicians?’

 

[Ivory]

He should have asked ‘ Do you have any brass Politicians?’

I would think there would be many brass politicians as they are all narcissistic and would want many statues of themselves

 

[Veggiepatch]

I would think there would be many brass politicians as they are all narcissistic and would want many statues of themselves

I wonder if there is any ivory politicians....

 

[Dennis]

WHEN THINGS GO WRONG, AS THEY USUASLLY WILL
AND YOUR DAILY ROAD SEEMS ALL UPHILL
WHEN YOUR FUNDS ARE LOW AND YOUR DEBTS ARE HIGH
WHEN YOU TRY TO SMILE BUT CAN ONLY CRY
AND YOU REALLY FEEL YOU'D LIKE TO QUIT
DON'T RUN TO ME, I DONT GIVE A S--T. Cannot be a member of SDC.

 

[Ebby]

He should have asked ‘ Do you have any brass Politicians?’

Of course arn't they all after the brass! [Yorkshire slang for money] lol

 

[Luckyus]

I would think there would be many brass politicians as they are all narcissistic and would want many statues of themselves

In which it would have been the cheeks of a arsehole, just in case you were a fence sitter..

 

[Veggiepatch]

Anyone for brass monkeys???

 

[Ivory]

In which it would have been the cheeks of a arsehole, just in case you were a fence sitter..

Or can we just have a brown eye for the politicians so they may understand what their constituents think?