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Boys Homework
A young lad came home from school and asked his dad "What's the difference between 'theoretical' and 'realistic'....I need it for homework".
His dad says "Let's see...go and ask your mother if she will sleep with David Beckham for a million quid".
Off he goes and asks him mum and returns...."yes dad, she said yes she would!"
Ok son, now go and ask your sister if she would do the same.
Lad comes back...."yes dad, she says she will as well!".
Right says dad.. "now go and ask your brother if he would sleep with David Beckham for a million quid".
Lad comes back...."Yes dad, he said he will as well!".
"Right son, there you have it......
Theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid but realistically we're living with two tarts and poof".
