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Book Title

A man went into Collins bookshop and asked the young lady assistant:

"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?"

"I'm not sure if it's in yet,"she replied.

"That's the one, I'll take a copy."
 
Book Title

A man went into Collins bookshop and asked the young lady assistant:

"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?"

"I'm not sure if it's in yet,"she replied.

"That's the one, I'll take a copy."
Right on the mark! :ROFLMAO:
 
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Love the joke, I took some Viagra the other day, got stuck half way down my throat, had a stiff neck for days!!!!!!
 
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When I showed my new girlfriend my 2 inch dick ...
She said, Ha who you gonna satisfy with that?
And I said, ME.
 
Book Title

A man went into Collins bookshop and asked the young lady assistant:

"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?"

"I'm not sure if it's in yet,"she replied.

"That's the one, I'll take a copy."
Lol, poor bugger! Hahaha.
 
Why are we getting all these smutty jokes these days - yuk!
 
That one made the chocolate cake I was eating go down the wrong way, I was laughing that hard.
 
When I showed my new girlfriend my 2 inch dick ...
She said, Ha who you gonna satisfy with that?
And I said, ME.
Some say it can even stretch the truth a little... ;-)
 

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