[Skipton]

BOGIEMAN UNDER THE BED.​

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . .
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
'$140 per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, $140 a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude, he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!'

 

[Leenie]

Hahahaha, I had that same feeling when small , I would look under the bed before getting in as I’m sure other kids did .

 

[phantomrose102]

Love it!

 

[Reet]

Good one Skipton!

 

[mOiOz]

LOVE IT!!!

 

[Clancieblue]

I had that problem as a child; it was my brother.

 

[midgemills]

Use a bed and base.

 

[Macarj]

We use under the bed to store boxes of stuff so no room for anybody

 

[marni]

I had to tie up the cupboard doors for one of my kids. Always thought something would jump ou