[Skipton]

Bloody Queenslanders​

At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers
of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland),
CUB (Victoria), Coopers (South Australia) and Swan Brewery (Western Australia)
found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.
When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the
GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."
The head of Carlton & United smiled and said, "Make mine a VB."
To which the boss of Coopers replied, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers."
The bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."
The bloke from Swan asked for a Swan Lager..
The General Manager of XXXX paused a moment and then placed his order:
"I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.
"Well, he said with a shrug, if you sissies aren't drinking beer, then neither am I."

 

[ainad2552]

Great joke, with an Aussie flavour! Onya Skipton